I thought about doing lingerie for Victoria’s Secret, but then I realized that Warden could get his weak little hands on the pictures and that instantly repulsed me from the idea. Like I want to walk into his office and see that kind of shit.

No, I’m pretty sure she got the picture.

At first it was kind of okay because Mistress actually got shit done, but then that loser Stingray got involved with her and she never did shit and it was like Warden all over again. And don’t even get me started with that dick Bruce.  

Warden said I could do what I wanted with Stingray.

And believe me, I’m creative.

One day I realized that all men were complete idiots and that someone in this hell hole needed to be smart and willing to kick ass.  Of course, that was me. 

Word of advice, power is sexy.  Especially when you’re the powerful one.